Barbie Theory

first off let me start by apologizing. I realize that i have not yet spoken of a theory since i started i guess a got caught up in myself. maybe ill bring that back in another world so lets give a nice cheer for the return enlightenment.

when you were a little girl or boy didn't you play with barbie and ken? of course when you were young you would compare yourself to them. for girls you wished to be blond pretty and skinny. For boys you wanted to be well sculpted. Of course as you realized that if you did not meet these standards you were unacceptable in society. But here's the kicker. Ken didn't have a penis and Barbie didn't have a vagina or nipples! If i was a little girl i would feel like a freak of nature have this slit between my legs wondering if i was the only one. And even worst for the dudes. to have this lump of something where ken, Americas example of a perfect body, has a lump of nothing! So i urge you to destroy these foul toys before your daughters learn how to sew and your sons find the kitchen knife.